What the hell is this!!!!! I'll tell you what it is. It is my new license picture. For those of you who do not see me regularly, I have not gained 30 lbs. I don't know how the DMV camera managed to make me look like this, but it's a little disturbing. It's like one of those funhouse mirrors that distorts the images to look taller or fatter. I've got massive jowls. Seriously, how many chins can you count? Is it swollen glands? Maybe I have a goiter? An over active pituitary problem? Am I doing a Don Corleone impression? (in my best Brando - "Look what they've done to my boy")
Wow! I just felt the need to share that with the entire free world.
1 comment:
You'll never fit in your tux this summer if you don't lay off the cannolis fatso.
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